{"product_id":"ketudy","title":"Funny Santa Pooper Tissue Holder","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta name=\"viewport\" content=\"width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0\"\u003e\u003clink rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\"\u003e \u003clink rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\" crossorigin=\"\"\u003e \u003clink href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=Plus+Jakarta+Sans:wght@500;600;700;800;900\u0026amp;display=swap\" rel=\"stylesheet\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n    \/* 爆笑节日恶搞与温馨家居调性 (Festive Red \u0026 Cozy Palette) *\/\n    :root {\n      --bg-warm: #F9F6F0;\n      --card-bg: #FFFFFF;\n      --card-border: #E8EDEF;\n      --santa-red: #C92A2A;\n      --red-light: #FDF2F2;\n      --text-dark: #1A202C;\n      --text-muted: #4A5568;\n    }\n\n    * {\n      box-sizing: border-box;\n      margin: 0;\n      padding: 0;\n    }\n\n    body {\n      font-family: 'Plus Jakarta Sans', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, sans-serif;\n      background-color: var(--bg-warm);\n      color: var(--text-dark);\n      line-height: 1.65;\n      -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;\n    }\n\n    .container {\n      max-width: 620px;\n      margin: 0 auto;\n      padding: 20px 16px;\n    }\n\n    \/* 模块通用卡片 *\/\n    .card {\n      background-color: var(--card-bg);\n      border: 1.5px solid var(--card-border);\n      border-radius: 24px;\n      padding: 26px 20px;\n      margin-bottom: 18px;\n      box-shadow: 0 10px 25px -5px rgba(201, 42, 42, 0.05);\n    }\n\n    \/* 首屏顶部 Hook 标签 *\/\n    .top-badge {\n      display: inline-flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: 6px;\n      background-color: var(--red-light);\n      color: var(--santa-red);\n      font-size: 12px;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      letter-spacing: 0.5px;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      padding: 6px 14px;\n      border-radius: 100px;\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(201, 42, 42, 0.2);\n    }\n\n    .hero-title {\n      font-size: 28px;\n      font-weight: 900;\n      line-height: 1.25;\n      color: var(--text-dark);\n      margin-bottom: 12px;\n      letter-spacing: -0.5px;\n    }\n\n    .hero-title span {\n      color: var(--santa-red);\n      background: linear-gradient(120deg, #C92A2A 0%, #A61E1E 100%);\n      -webkit-background-clip: text;\n      -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;\n    }\n\n    .hero-subtitle {\n      font-size: 15px;\n      color: var(--text-muted);\n      font-weight: 600;\n      line-height: 1.6;\n    }\n\n    \/* 模块标题 *\/\n    .section-title {\n      font-size: 20px;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      color: var(--text-dark);\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n      letter-spacing: -0.3px;\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: 8px;\n    }\n\n    .story-text {\n      font-size: 14.5px;\n      color: var(--text-muted);\n      font-weight: 500;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      margin-bottom: 12px;\n    }\n\n    .story-text:last-child {\n      margin-bottom: 0;\n    }\n\n    \/* 4大解惑与品质网格 *\/\n    .features-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n      gap: 12px;\n    }\n\n    @media (max-width: 500px) {\n      .features-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; 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HERO SECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"top-badge\"\u003e😂 The Ultimate Viral Gag Gift \u0026amp; Prank! 🧻\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"hero-title\"\u003eThe Hilarious Santa Butt \u003cspan\u003eTissue Dispenser!\u003c\/span\u003e 🎅\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/1_9e240403-2409-45f0-964b-b0ea830775c0.jpg?v=1792634935\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"hero-subtitle\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/2_343d5b4c-4d60-489f-a88f-7e674fc9bdba.jpg?v=1792634935\" alt=\"\"\u003eGuaranteed to crack everyone up! Pull your tissues straight from Santa's hilarious rear end for the ultimate laugh in any room or car! 🚗💨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 2. VALUE \u0026 EMOTIONAL HOOK --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e✨ Bring Pure Unfiltered Laughter To Anyone's Day! 🤣\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/3_151e3331-3a16-48d3-9326-26a99885d078.jpg?v=1792634935\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"story-text\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/4_209ba247-44d2-4d98-a1b5-ed4800c845a2.jpg?v=1792634935\" alt=\"\"\u003eLooking for a gift that will genuinely make people burst out laughing? Forget boring presents! 🎁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"story-text\"\u003eDesigned in a comically cheeky posture, this plush Santa tissue holder turns pulling a simple tissue into a hilarious comedy show. Whether it’s placed in the car, on a desk, or gifted to grandpa in a hospital room, it instantly melts away stress and fills the entire room with non-stop smiles and chuckles! 🎅🎉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 3. OBJECTION KILLERS \u0026 QUALITY HIGHLIGHTS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e🛡️ Soft, Sturdy \u0026amp; Built For Daily Smiles 🌟\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/6_794068cd-a291-4bde-b9b8-e1938687ab69.jpg?v=1792634935\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"features-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🧻 Seamless Pull Design\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eSmooth tissue opening right from the rear ensures easy, jam-free pulls every single time! ✨\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🧸 Premium Soft Plush\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eCrafted from skin-friendly, high-density plush material that feels great and holds its shape securely! 🧵\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🚗 Dual Hang \u0026amp; Rest Setup\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eComes with sturdy straps to hang securely on car headrests or place flat on center consoles and desks! 🚗\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🏆 Ultimate White Elephant Hit\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eThe absolute standout prank present for family gatherings, office parties, and holiday gift exchanges! 🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 4. MULTI-SCENE DISPLAY --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e📍 Where Will You Pull Your Next Tissue? 🚗\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/5606\/2092\/files\/7_c8f1162f-64ef-4cf1-ba0f-d7f1118bfbfa.jpg?v=1792634935\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-list\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scene-emoji\"\u003e🚗\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-title\"\u003eCar Backseat \u0026amp; Headrest\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-desc\"\u003eHang it behind your car seat to give passengers and road-trip buddies an unforgettable laugh! 🚙\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scene-emoji\"\u003e👴\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-title\"\u003eHospital Room \u0026amp; Grandpa's Bed\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-desc\"\u003eThe ultimate cheerful get-well surprise that instantly brings joy and brightens up family members! ❤️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scene-emoji\"\u003e🖥️\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-title\"\u003eOffice Desks \u0026amp; Living Rooms\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-desc\"\u003eA brilliant conversation starter that breaks the ice and entertains every guest who visits! 😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 5. REQUIRED BOTTOM SECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"guarantee-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"guarantee-grid\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- COLUMN 1: PRODUCT DETAILS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"guarantee-column-title\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"guarantee-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Santa Butt Plush Tissue Dispenser + Adjustable Hanging Strap 🎅\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium Soft Cotton Plush \u0026amp; Durable Inner Lining 🧸\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean gently with a damp cloth; easy tissue refill opening 🧼\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- COLUMN 2: OUR GUARANTEE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"guarantee-column-title\"\u003eOUR GUARANTEE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"guarantee-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-Day Risk-Free\u003c\/strong\u003e Money-Back Guarantee 🛡️\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Satisfaction\u003c\/strong\u003e \u0026amp; Guaranteed Laughs Certified 📦\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e24\/7 Dedicated\u003c\/strong\u003e Email Customer Support ✉️\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"🎁 Christmas Starts Early — Save 40% OFF","offers":[{"title":"Buy 1","offer_id":67877312659669,"sku":"QC261021002-yg-1","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 2🎁Save $4","offer_id":67877312692437,"sku":"QC261021002-yg-2","price":55.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/9181\/5893\/files\/1_9e240403-2409-45f0-964b-b0ea830775c0.jpg?v=1792722240","url":"https:\/\/www.mbffshop.com\/products\/ketudy","provider":"mbffshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}